Pulled a hazzard
also: pullin’ an ‘azzard!.
a phrase nammed after punk rock/hardcore drummer ady hazzard. the act of soiling oneself while in an unfortunate situation….e.i. sh-tting ya pants while taking a wardrobe downstairs
i was so hung over i bent down and pulled a hazzard !!!! reet reet
i thought it was a fart but it looks like i pulled a hazzard
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