Pulled an Osama
when a senior citizen that is bed-ridden and not supposed to be alive manages to dissapear from wherever they are regardless of the fact there is a 30 pound machine hooked up to their -ss that keeps them from drowning in their own lungs and cant be found by anybody.
g-d dammit!!! grandpa pulled an osama last night and no one can find him! he took the hemodialysis machine with him too!!
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