pulled pork
a state of having a hyperextended d-ck, normally caused after a night of rough s-x with a human or animal.
frank : “man i got f-ckin pulled pork after last nights gangster party”
act of jerking off or hand job
h-rny man: hey baby how about you hook me up with some of that -ss?
girl with headache: not tonight. i have a headache.
h-rny man: how about you just give me some pulled pork?
this happens to a v-g-n- when it is frequetly touched by the penial of many different men. it usually dangles and/or blows in the wind.
man after kate had s-x with her 58th partner her v-g-n- looked like pulled pork.
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