Pulled the mongoose
when you bone at least two different girls in the same day at different times. have to both be at least an 8 for it to be a true mongoose pulling.
rob: did you hear about greg pulling a mongoose?
tim: dude, everyone has f-cked two girls in one day,
well i have at least if my mom and sister count
rob: uhhh, you definitely have never pulled the mongoose…
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