Pullin’ a Davis
this is when, you get sooo sh-t-faced (drunk) that you have s-x with a lesbian and do not remember the next morning.
this often happens when you drink a twosix in less than ten minutes.
adam: guys, i f-cked up!
jordan: what happened?
adam: i pulled a davis!!!
jordan: holy sh-t you better hope she doesn’t get pregnant!
-some time later-
ishawn: i heard adam was just pullin’ a davis, last night.
jordan: yeah he f-cked up!
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