Pullin’ a Joaquin
its when you’ve graduated a sh-t long time ago, and are almost 30, and come back to high school to get with the younger b-tches, because you were not accepted into uni.
pullin’ a joaquin is a very desperate move, as it is a sign that you have
a) not achieved anything in life
b) do not have b-tches to f-ck with in your life
c) probably still a virgin
conversation:
me: yo, whats this n-gg-r doing here, didn’t he graduate like 5 years ago?
other person: yeah man, but don’t sweat it, he’s only pullin’ a joaquin, so his come back to get with our b-tches.
me: well, i guess im not mad now as he is almost 30 and has not achieved anything in his life. i know im not going to be pullin’ a joaquin when i graduate.
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