Pulling a blind man
when you use a public (or private) bathroom and proceed to “attempt” and p-ss in the urinal or toilet, but instead manically pee all over anything but the urinal or toilet as if a blind man made his mark. walls, ceilings, toilet paper, sinks, mirrors, and floors are equally not spared. this is normally done while heavily intoxicated, or if you’re an -sshole may be completed while sober.
charlie: yo man, i’m p-ss drunk and am definitely pulling a blind man in meredith’s bathroom tonight. her walls will be covered in golden goodness.
dave: that’s awesome dude! last night, i drenched my corner bar’s bathroom with p-ss while screaming al pacino quotes. hoo-hah! b-tches!
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