Pulling a Callie
when you get on your computer to get work done in the library, or any quiet place, and realize that you left your browser open to a video of the p-rnographic genre. the resulting humiliation comes from sounds of a girl moaning, echoing through the library as everyone stares at you in disgust. made popular through the viral youtube video “girl caught watching p-rn in library” featuring a young college girl named callie.
“hey man, i totally saw this guy pulling a callie in the library today! he opened up his laptop to a video called ‘moaner while i bone her.'”
“oh man, that’s hilarious! he definitely pulled a major callie.”
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