Pulling a Jobs
the act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
pulling a jobs relates to steve jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.
customer: i’m thinking of buying this car
dealer: it’s the best car ever, it can do anything you want. it’s the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
customer: i’ll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
customer: f-ck he just pulled a jobs!
(example of someone pulling a jobs)
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