pulling a johnny
when someone fails so hard that they rage by throw there controller at the wall and screaming like a maniac
johnny: omg i’m so close to my 10 kill streak
johnny: no i fell off the map
johnny: -throws controller-
johnny’s mom: why did you throw your controller
johhny: shut up mom i’m playing call of duty
johnny’s mom: stop pulling a johnny
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to tell a story that is exaggerated, sometimes to the extent of unbelievable, but more often just enough that it makes them look amazing, without being too far fetched.
dude 1: bro, the other night, i was in this really b-mpin club with these two girls, and they both started sucking me off dude, together, right there!
dude 2: bro, is this for real? or are you just pulling a johnny on me?
the act of sucking your own d-ck on a bus full of people.
sometimes when i’m looking at p-rn on the bus i feel like pulling a johnny.
pulling a johnny means flirting with someone a lot with no intentions of a a relationship with them at all. you might even be seeing someone, but that doesn’t stop you from telling the victim that they actually have a chance with you.
“you’re gonna take katy out?”
“nah, i’m pulling a johnny on her.”
pulling a johnny means flirting with someone a lot with no intentions of a a relationship with them at all. you might even be seeing someone, but that doesn’t stop you from telling the victim that they actually have a chance with you.
“you’re gonna take katy out?”
“nah, i’m pulling a johnny on her.”
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