Pulling a Jonah
being unable to answer more than one question at a time.
kelly: “hey jonah.. what are you doing on sat-rday and where are you?”
jonah: “i’m at the office.”
kelly: “what about the first question? and do you believe that walruses really exist?”
jonah: “of course they exist. that’s a silly question. i love walruses.”
kelly: “you still didn’t answer the first question. what are you doing sat-rday? and why do you love walruses?”
jonah: “they’re just so cute and they taste good. btw, what are you doing sat-rday? want to hang out?”
kelly: -facepalm- i see you are pulling a jonah again..
the act of ditching your friends by way of p-ssivley using an excuse such as: i need to get some beer, i need to get some smokes, i’m just meeting someone don’t worry i’ll be right back…
-oh guys i’ll be right back need to go get some more beer
-yeah bro no prob see you soon
(an hour later)
-dude where the f-ck did he go….
-oh man he’s just pulling a jonah again
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