pulling a jordan
1
verb. to follow a group of people around and engage in their plans despite not being invited
the three of us had plans to eat at the mall, but we ran into a weirdo who was pulling a jordan and came with us.
2
to randomly kiss someone u just met or only knew for a 24 hour period.
i ask my friend to tag along while i meet some friends that are girls, and when we say good by he kisses one of the on the lips unexpectedly, and they were very mad, this is an example of pulling a jordan
3
the act of not following through i.e. making plans with no intention of the completion to the said activity.
if someone where to say they were going to move to humphreys, california with a friend, however, does not have any plans to follow through. that person is “pulling a jordan”.
4
the act of pretending to be sick and crawling up into your bed, in the hopes of having your girlfriend crawl up there with you. so that you can have a valid excuse to have s-x with her.
billy “i feel sick, i’m going to go up into my bed because i feel like b-tt.”
-billy climbs into his bed
tiffany “stop pulling a jordan billy, if you want to f-ck then just ask me.”
-billy becomes embarr-ssed because he got caught acting a fool, by pulling a jordan.
5
when you fail in such a m-ssive way that it can’t be measured on the normal scale of failure.
that guy tries so hard, but when it counts he’s always pulling a jordan.
6
when a player goes down with what looks like a career ending injury, only to come back and have the best game of his life
i was shooting pool with my boy when he accidentally banged his arm against the wall. it looked pretty bad but he was pulling a jordan and cleared all the b-lls before i had a chance to even shoot one.
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