Pulling A Josh
while fingering a girl, you go too far north into the pee hole, and then too far south into the -sshole, then the girl asks you to stop, resulting in people heckling you throughout your whole life and not ever being able to get a girlfriend. ever.
where is it, oh no i’m pulling a josh.
person a: dude.. did you hear about the guy who pulled a josh last night?
person b: yea man, i heard she had to tell him to stop
person a: man he is not going to forget this for the rest of his life
you are pulling a josh when you say stupid things after a simple statement.
girl-i’m cold.
guy-you”re cold!
or
girl-i’m hungry.
guy-your face is hungry!
or
girl-my foot hurts.
guy-yo mamas foot hurts!
another example
girl1- wow that guy is pulling a josh.
girl2-i know, he is so lame.
while playing any video game, and its your turn, he says wait let me just do this one thing. then he wont give up the dam controler ever!!
me:hey its my turn
other person:wait one more thing
me:ok
15 min p-ss and he still havent gave it to you. your pulling a josh
when a person takes a contraian position on any given topic only to create an arguement. the person pulling a josh generally does not care about the issue that is being argued over, and more than likely is playing the devil’s advocate for his/her own enjoyment.
person x: this couch is the most comfortable couch ever!
pulling a josh: no it’s not.
person x: dude, this couch is pretty d-mn comfortable.
pulling a josh: have you sat on every couch in the world to know that?
person x: no, but i didn’t…
pulling a josh: then it’s not the most comfortable couch ever! (smugly sits in his own victory p–p while others are annoyed)
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- pullitoutofyourassism
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