pulling a mason
when one uses their morning wood (erected p-n-s) to awaken their partner in the morning by sticking their erected p-n-s in their unsuspecting partners v-g-n-. the partner promptly awakens and then goes along and continues engage in s-xual intercourse.
everytime there is a party at juuso’s house mason wakes his girlfriend crystal by “pulling a mason” and she loves it claiming, “it’s the best way to wake up!”
dating/scr-w-ng/conversing with a guy/girl that is undeniably more attractive than yourself. or, witnessing someone date/sleep with/converse with a guy/girl that is obviously far less attractive then the other.
how did corey get adriana lima? that guys is totally pulling a mason.
doing something really gay in a sad attempt to look cool.
when you dry humped that basketball you were pulling a mason.
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