Pulling a Matt
“pulling a matt” means reading off of a poster, sign, photo collage, billboard, back of a car, or any other means of signage or media et al, as you attempt to pretend that you know about the subject you are discussing.
aj: hey minags, look at that twin turbo dual valve 3000 gt special xt edition.
minags: oh shut up aj, you’re just reading off the back of the car. stop pulling a matt
when you get f-cked up at a party, usually high and intoxicated otherwise known as crossfading then afterwards when you p-ss out you p-ss and sh-t your own bed for your mom to see.
“on the night of winter ball justin was seen pulling a matt, what an idiot!”
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