Pulling a Pastis


this phrase comes from the comic “pearls before swine”.
to fail, to fall on one’s face, to turn one’s own life into a gross abomination of all that is wonderful.
stephan is pulling a pastis!
1 more definition
to be an idiot, a loudmouth fool,a social abomination, or a f-nny bandit.
1. “look at that man over there mooning the cars on the freeway, he’s pulling a pastis”
2. “why is she stopping her cart in front of the aisle just to get her favorite cake mix”

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