Pulling a Reaves
having a ph.d., and being a college professor, but still never showing to cl-ss or giving a sh-t about anything.
i don’t feel like getting up today and taking care of my responsibilities as a professor, so i’m pulling a reaves and just staying in bed while my students actually show up to cl-ss
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