pulling a rio


when you are vigourously masterbating and have no paper towels left so you -j-c-l-t- all over your chest
i had no paper towels left last night so i ended up pulling a rio.
stealing small , pointless doodads from hottopic , spencers or the dollar store,
“where did yah get that necklace ,you just said you have no money?”

“waaaait , you were pulling a rio that whole time??”

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