Pulling a Ruben
having a big, overt low-life get offended at the slightest word you say to him/her, only to have them shove a couch at you.
or shove you into the couch.
sandy- “omg, fred only implied that jake get a haircut,but then that miserable duesch pushed fred into a jerome’s display window!!”
chris- “ouch, i guess he was in the mood for pulling a ruben”
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