Pulling a Sauvageau
when a person asks out another person before they get to know them. this person has never talked to nor has the other persons phone number. the person asking is usually percieved as a stalker. it is also an act of desperation. pr-nounced savage – jo
person 1: dude, im gonna ask out lucy today.
person 2: do you have any cl-sses with her?
person 1: nope.
person 2: do you have her phone number or have you ever talked to her?
person1: nope, but i know it will work out.
person 2: dude, don’t rush in…..you’re pulling a sauvageau.
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