Pulling A Yoko Ono
pulling a yoko ono(verb); the instance in which a woman successfully breaks up your crew; the said female may be dating one of your homies, therefore distracting attention from your friends. a yoko ono can also be pulled by a simply good looking or persuasive female.
origin: yoko ono, who was dating john lennon, definitely broke up the beatles, ending the greatest band of all time. thus; this is dubbed, “pulling a yoko ono”.
guy one: “g-ddammit steven! your stupid girlfriend broke up the crew!”
guy two: “yeah, that hoe pulled a f-cking yoko ono on us!”
guy three(steven): “guys, she was just too hot. i couldn’t resist!”
guys one and two proceed to kick the sh-t out of steven and shun him from the crew forever because his girlfriend was pulling a yoko ono.
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