Pulling a Youssef
when at jrotc camp, a dude jacks his d-ck in the middle of night and the camp cadres walk in, pulling the covers up, revealing the hideous act as this camper keeps going until he shoots.
guy #1: yo, were you awake last night when cadre walked in?
guy #2: yea bruh, i totally saw when they pulled the covers up and that weirdo was yankin’ his meat.
guy #1: the weird part was that he kept on goin’, he even j-zzed all over that poor cadre’s face.
guy #2: yea, that dude was for sure pulling a youssef.
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