Pulling an Andrew
pulling an andrew is when someone does one of those liquid farts which stain your underwear and make it a necessity to change boxers. pulling andrews can leave serious stains and even burn through your underwear.
ahh steve i am just pulling an andrew and my boxers are stained brown.
managing to screw up a sure thing with a girl, against all odds.
“me and my friends are having a contest to see who can make out with a guy first tonight…”
“oh that sounds like fun, well i’ll see you in cl-ss tomorrow. good luck.”
“we should go check out a private study carrel at the library and prepare for our anatomy exam…”
“they probably won’t let me reserve one until i return my overdue book. plus i already studied a lot yesterday.”
“hey man, how did it go with that girl last night?”
“i ended up pulling an andrew…”
“again? that was a sure thing!”
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