Pulling an Andy
1. speaking out of turn (without popular approval) and refusing to stop until you finish your sentence.
2. taking free -ssociation to its limit. results in comparing two entirely unrelated ideas, through a long -ssociation chain which is, thankfully, not often revealed to the listener. example: chinese peasants -> farming -> crops -> coca -> illicit drugs -> north american drug trade -> narco subs.
teacher: the feudal system was the most effective system of government in the middl-
andy: just like the south af-
teacher: andy!
andy: -ter the civil w-
cl-ssmate #1: andy!
andy: -ar when black people we-
cl-ssmate #2: andy, shut up!
andy: -re free and they wer-
teacher: andy, stop talking!
andy: -en’t picking cotton anymore!
cl-ssmate #1 aside to cl-ssmate #2: -sigh- shoot me if i ever start pulling an andy.
3 more definitions
a term used when backing out of work last minute (even if you promised to you’d come in today) with no explanation (not even a lame one like “i’m sick”).
1. “hey, where’s keith today?”
“oh, keith pulled an andy today. he’s not coming in.”
“keith pulled an andy? is that what you’re telling me?”
2. “hey guys, i know i said i was definitely working tomorrow, but i’m thinking about pulling an andy. maybe i’ll be there, maybe i won’t”
forgetting something excessively
falling for stuff very easily
failure to listen the first time
“andy”
“andy”
“andy”
andy-“did someone call my name?”
“andy did you know the word gullible isn’t in the dictionary”
andy- “i can’t believe i fell for that”
“where are we”
“i’m hungry”
“hey,hey,hey”
stop pulling an andy.
the act of travelling more than one state and/or province away in hopes of f-cking some individual from destination.
matt: hey how did your trip go?
jim: well i tried pulling an andy…
matt: did it work?
jim: nah bro, girl was on her period. i had to solo my way back.
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