Pulling an Oli Sykes
pulling an oli sykes is when you see an incredibly hot emo/scene chick, you go up to her and ask her to engage with you in s-xual intercourse, when she says no, you bottle her and then p-ss on her. this was started when the incredibly awesome screamer oli sykes asked a girl in the crowd of his bands concert to f-ck him, she said no, and he pulled of an oli sykes
hot scene/emo chick: omg look its bmth
oli: omg. your hot. cans i f-x you?
hot scene/emo chick: no!
oli: -pulling an oli sykes-
hot scene/emo chick: im going to sue you. -cries off like the little b-tch she is-
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