pullitsurprize
the act of dropping your load on a sleeping victim.
last night my girl wouldn’t give me any p-ssy…..so i waited til she fell asleep and gave her the pullitsurprize. she woke up with her face looking like a krispy kreme.
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- Pumping Dualies
the act of jacking off two p-n-s’ at one time. magoo loved pumping dualies for ryan and other pals.
- Pussel Head
one who has an abnormaly large head that is filled with puss. also used to describe a lame or goofy person! “man that guy working the window at mcdonalds was a real p-ss-l head.”
- Pussy-Bait Post
a short, indescript post on a website like “facebook”, “twitter”, or what have you by a man meant to attract sympathy from the ditsy wh-r-s in their “friends list”. collin: “f-ck this.”
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the female equivalent of c-ck-blocking; denying a girl s-xual activities, hence packing their p-ssy. “yeah, she kept c-ck-blocking me, so i started p-ssy-packing her -ss as soon as i got the chance.”