pulsifer
a name to define someone who lets out a silent but forceful/stinky fart. you must be able to feel(not hear) the “pulse” that the fart exerts. it must also carry a stench within the fart pocket that makes people leave the room.
person 1- did you feel that?
person 2- yes i did, i smell it now too!!!
person 1- ohhh man, she just let a pulsifer.
person 2- should we tell her to check her pants?
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