Pum Cloth


slang word for a tampon or panty liner. also used as a general insult and conversation killer
guy 1: you’re a d-ck
guy 2: you’re a pum cloth.
—end of conversation—

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    the belief that all alcohol in and around a party should be shared equally by its guests. alright everyone, we’re abiding by alcohol socialism tonight, so p-ss your bottle to the right and take a pull!

  • Pumpkin punch

    when a person grabs a mans b-lls and squeezes them, till they become one or look like a pumpkin. and then punch em in the pumpkin. my wife got p-ssed when i donkey punched her so she turned around and pumpkin punched me.

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    someone from the west coast with a really good tan. “whoa! did you see that guy? he was tan francisco!”

  • tangentialize

    (verb) 1. to go off on a tangent mid-conversation. 2. to pirate a conversation away from its natural course. let’s stop tangentializing so we can figure out what we’re doing tonight. when i’m talking with her, kristen tangentializes so often that i can’t ever remember what we were originally talking about.

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    cutting your girlfriends p-b-s off, sh-tting on them then putting it in a hamburger bun, then making her eat it while you ram her in the -ss i made a furburger sandwich then made my wife eat it.


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