pump action porridge gun
a p-n-s, so called as it 1) requires a back and forth action that resmebles that of a pump action shotgun 2) for some s-m-n looks like porridge? 3) it shoots it everywhere like a gun
he has a m-ssive pump action porridge gun, hes slung like a horse
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