Pump Monkey
a member of the press who intentionally exaggerates the current state of affairs to satisfy a personal political bias.
reporter: although unemployment is at a record high, the fact the the dow average has increased ten points is a sure sign that the economy is growing at a brisk pace.
reader: another fantasy land article written by a pump monkey.
a relentless self-serving cheerleader for financial markets generally motivated by an ulterior motive, e.g. a liar.
“experts” who promote their own “book,” or investment strategy with an aim toward personal gain.
economic recovery is dependent upon pump monkeys bolstering consumer confidence.
a pump monkey is anyone who is the gas attendent at a gas station. this is one of the lowest jobs someone can have.
1 – guess what! i got a job!
2 – where?
1 – gas station, pumping gas!
2 – ha! you are such a pump monkey!
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