Pump Yer Maw
an insulting phrase used in glasgow, quite possibly in other scottish cities too.
pump: verb. to have s-xual intercourse.
yer maw: noun. a slang way of referring to another person’s mother.
pump yer maw: to have s-xual intercourse with another person’s mother.
past tense:
“awwww mate, ah pumped yer maw last nite”
present tense:
“awwww mate, am pumpin yer maw right now”
(possibly talking on the phone)
future:
“awwww mate, am gonnae pump yer maw the nite”
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