pumping cock in sync
usually performed while watching p-rn, but also applicable while watching live s-x at a party
the act of matching the penetration depth of c-ck in observed fornication to the depth of one’s own c-ck in one’s own hand or other c-ck stroking device
b-lls deep in observed fornication pull hand down to match either to base of c-ck or to the limit of stimulation of hand
boxers all the way down, lube ready, p-rn site loaded and p-rn playing, reality melts away pumping c-ck in sync, usually j-zzing before video ends
repeat until unable to get hard again in lieu of fornicating.
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