pumpkin blumpkin
a variation of the blumpkin. you carve a pumpkin with a large mouth hole (no eyes, just mouth), and you put it on someone’s head, they then proceed to give you a blumpkin. see blumpkin
“lil pete was the first man ever to recieve a pumpkin blumpkin.”
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the standard blumpkin affair with a twist: instead of the usual mouth hug while taking the browns to the super bowl, she (or he if you’re so inclined) dons a jack-o-lantern (preferably of the toothless persuasion) and then blumpkins you to -rg-sm. it’s a seasonal thing – like the bj version of the shamrock shake.
it was halloween night and i could tell magic was in the air when a jack-o-lantern was giving me head on the toilet, the old “pumpkin blumpkin”
receiving a bl-w j-b while p–ping into a jack-o-lantern.
jimmy left the halloween party with the naughty nurse and she gave him a pumpkin blumpkin! he burned his -ss on the candle, but it was totally worth it.
to receive a bl-wj-b while sh-tting into a jack o’ lantern .
dude , last night at the halloween party jodi gave me a ” pumpkin blumpkin ” on her front porch …
the same as receiving a cl-ssic blumpkin (a bl-wj-b while taking a dump) but with the slight variation that you ask the nice young lady or man to wear a jack-o’-lantern on there head while they do it.
dude you know how i got rid of all of my pumpkins after halloween? i had my girlfriend give me a pumpkin blumpkin everyday this week!
the act of receiving f-ll-t– while on the sh-tter at fleet farm in fleet farm attire.
brian: rhonda will you give me a pumpkin blumpkin?
rhonda: of course i will!
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