pumpkin boner


when a guy has big b-lls and a small {p-n-s} and it looks like a {pumpkin} when he is {erect}.
susie: last {night} i was gonna {f-ck} johnny a he had a total pumpkin b-n-r, so i got my -ss outta there.
claire: ewww, sick.

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