Pumpkin Face
an individual (most often female) who tans so frequently that her face begins to resemble a pumpkin: orange, round and fat.
frequently their skin also begins to resemble the hard, leathery hide of a pumpkin.
guy 1: “i can’t stand jersey, man. it’s crawling with pumpkin face’s, let’s just go to vegas”
guy 2: “you’re right, the hookers in vegas have more cl-ss than jersey b-tches”
n. a face that has been cut, carved and disfigured in gang wars or hockey fights etc.
yo! dude! that is one nasty pumpkin face that you are sporting. you a blood or something?
no. i was pucking when i should have been ducking.
a term of endearment for someone you like.
h-llo pumpkin face.
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