Pumpkin Fucked
1. the result of receiving a poor haircut.
2. requesting subtle blend from duck-ss into broad comb-over only to receive bowl cut blow out jersey parkway.
3. the result of pumpkins being destroyed onto neighbors, professors, managers, and god parents homes, vehicles, jets, schooners or kayaks.
4. having had your skull banged out.
mrs. doe adversely tipped her stylist twenty five percent despite being pumpkin f-cked the day before her sons queero wedding.
last night kip pretty much just pumpkin f-cked calhoun’s once dynamite crew cut.
upon the realization that my date just wasn’t going to shut the f-ck up, i knew the only way i’d have silence was to pumpkin f-ck her into oblivion.
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