pumpkin in pants


a large bulge of fatty tissue below the belt line and above the crotch. a large enough bulge will cause a fully expanded pair of pleated slacks to closely resemble a pumpkin.
embar-ssingly, the mans pumpkin in pants toppled his iced mocha when he stood up from the table.

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