Pumpkin Noodle
a pumpkin noodle is when you eat spaghetti off of your girlfriends -ss and than vomit it back up on her chest and carve your name in the puke.
“dude, las night jessica and i had the breast pumpkin noodles, and i got to sign her chest.”
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