PUMPKIN SUIT
as far as alief school district, h-town texas goes…the orange gymsuit you have to wear when you forget to bring your blue shorts & gray shirts. often smells unclean and causes the wearer to wonder if it has been washed since yesterday and–more urgently–who was the last one to wear it the period before you arrived.
jailbird clothing for canadians
did you see those nortel m-f-s get escorted out in the pumpkin suits?
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slammed a can of beer, or pop i woke up this morning, got dress, punched the tabby slammed a can of beer, or pop i woke up this morning, got dress, punched the tabby
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- shoot a monkey
said after making a mistake. shoot a monkey, i forgot my keys in the car!