pumpking


the verb form of to pumpkin pick,
derived by combining pumpkin and picking into pumpking
infinitive form: to pumpk
he pumpks
she pumpks
we pumpk
they pumpk
etc…
a british ginger: let’s go pumpking today!
me: f-ck no! i’m not about to waste my time with your british -ss.
or
mr. l: who wants to pumpk?
mr. r what the f-ck kind of word is that?

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