pumpy clumpy


-the entanglement of public hair between two or more people during s-x with the intermixing of fluids into the fibrous, visceral, web.

-‘rat king’ of pubic hair between two partners.
“how was your night bob?”
“let’s just say the old lady and i don’t like razor b-mps. unfortunate for us, we got into the ol’ pumpy clumpy.”

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