pun-upmanship
a situation in which two or more people trade an ever-escalating quant-ty of puns on a given topic, ending only when all except one have quit due to tiredness/boredom/psychosis/etc.
(upon seeing that it’s snowing outside)
person a: “snow it begins!”
person b: “snow comment.”
person a: “why do you have to be snow cynical? if you don’t like it, you could at least flake it.”
person b: “whoa! don’t get flurrious with me just because you can’t sleet things from my point of view.”
person a: “i have to admit: i wasn’t expecting such a chilly reception. anyway, you may be a bit of an ice queen right now, but i bet you’ll warm up to things eventually.”
person b: “… you win.”
person a: “ha! in pun-upmanship, there can only be pun!”
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