punce

1. punce (noun)
a person who is naturally very poor at something:

2. puncist (noun)
a person who purposefully and deliberately does something poorly, but is actually good at it:

3. puncing
the act of deliberately doing something poorly:
1. “you punce, you’ll never be good at singing!” or “he’s a punce, he can’t do anything well.”

2. “british star les dawson was an accompished pianist, but had a comedy performance of hitting incorrect notes. he was a puncist”

3. “johnny was puncing about at playing pool so he could hustle for bigger money”

something or someone that is weak.
1) you don’t have a sub woofer so your sound system is puncey. this is just something you will have to accept, for now.

2) i made your friend annoyed enough to go home just from calling him/her a punce, i guess i was right.

3) we were moving bricks all day, i was lifting ten at a time but my friend could only manage four at a time, such a punce.
an mildly offensive word used in conversations to replace such words as ‘sh-t’ etc…
“that mr. smith teacher, he’s a bl–dy punce!”

or

“those blokes outside the resteraunt are punces for looking at us like that!”
someone whos acts like a total loser.
someone that stuffs up everything in the most idiotic way.
it’s another word for r-t-rd 🙂
mum: do you have a boyfriend yet?
me: shut up punce
when someone does something poorly or something is not good.
1.man that joint is so punce.
2.the cops are coming man thats punce.
3.i hate punce p-ssy.
1. one who often makes a fool of him/herself in public on purpose.
2. moron who often wants attention, hence he/she will do something idiotic.
3. jack-ss
joe was such a punce when he smacked himself with his history book.
bi-s-xual or gay f-g (or somebody who looks gay)
god andre… such a punce