Punch Me Face
a term given to a person, usually a man, that has an excruciating characteristic, usually physical, that makes you unwillingly want to deck them in the face. they pretty much look like huge -ssholes, you’ll know one when you see one. they may not necessarily be an -sshole. jack nicholson and aj pierzynski have intense punch me faces.
“i got fired from work today.”
“no sh-t? why?”
“i don’t know, my boss just has this punch me face.”
a persons face that simply by its presence demands action, usually punching (kicking, slapping or stabbing also apply).
victims are helpless to resist physically damaging people who don’t cover up their ‘punch me face’ due to an allergic reaction with the optic nerve.
examples include but are not limited to: justin bieber, the cast of jersey sh-r-
person1: there is a justin bieber gig tonight.
person2: they have to pay security a lot to keep the audience back at his gigs
person1: why? his musak sucks!
person2: yes, but he has punch me face
person1: you mean like the cast of jersey sh-r-?
person2: correct sir!
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