punch rape
step one: punch someone in the face so hard their nose breaks.
step two: rip their nose off (you can do this with your hands)
step three: insert p-n-s into the nostril cavity.
outcome: the person will die because you will have ripped their nose up and filled their brain with s-m-n.
my mom p-ssed me off, so i punchraped her.
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