Punch the Midget


an act of male self-stimulation whereby the weiner gets pulverized for such an extended duration that chaffing and irritation of the genitals usually occurs. also known as a bl–dy buddy.
i was punching the midget while watching oprah yesterday. now my schnitzel is all f-cked up and it hurts to walk.

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