Punch the monkey’s head in
to stroke one’s p-n-s vigorously, particularly the head; to m-st-rb-t-; to jack off; to flog one’s self; to “take care of business”; to w-nk
little johnny was about to punch the monkey’s head in when his mum walked into his room unannounced causing much embarr-ssment for both parties
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