Punch the munchkin
a euphemism to describe masturbation; knuckle shuffle on the p-ss pump; pounding the purple headed yogurt slinger; working the wand etc.
in antic-p-tion of his first date with the hot chick in his cl-ss, joe decided to punch the munchkin before heading out.
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