punch the ticket
verb
to penetrate the -n-s using one’s p-n-s.
see also:
b-ttf-ck
-ssf-ck
-ss ramming
“yo b-tch, first lick my b-lls, then suck my d-ck, then flip it so i can punch the ticket!”
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