Punchbowl Drunk
when your at a party and you hear someone has spiked the punch. hearing this you either say “sh-t i drank that.” or “hmm thanks for the warning.” wait for them to leave, drink it, and end up drunk
1.)
ryan: “dude someone spiked the punch!”
rob: “oh f-ck i can’t get wasted tonight, my mom wants me home by 10!”
2.)
ryan: “dude someone spiked the punch!”
rob: “woah i almost drank that. thanks for tellin’ me.”
ryan: “well i gotta go, my mom wants me home at 7.”
rob: “dude it’s already 6:30”
ryan: leaves.
rob: walks over to punch bowl, sees a hot girl. “hey want some punch?”
next day
ryan: “how was the party.”
rob: “stop yelling i got punchbowl drunk, have a headache, and amy gave me herpes”
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